Once we were all gathered with our food and our bags parked beside each other, we started to compare stories of trips. Steve was an amazing storyteller and just had a way of making every mundane situation sound glamourous and drama filled. Michelle on the other hand was so quiet, and told stories in a completely unassuming way and had no idea how hilarious they actually were.
"Where have you been??" she asked him. He told her he had just been dancing around the place. At that point Michelle began to explain what just happened on the dance floor and he laughed. Michelle let him know that she wanted to get going soon, since it was so late. He informed her that she would have to find her own way back, because he wanted to stay out for a couple more hours. So now, worried about getting back to the hotel by herself and a little pissed at being ditched (but wanting to leave all the same) Michelle went to find the restroom before leaving. She circled the club 3 or 4 times without luck. 'Could this place not have a restroom?' She wondered. Then she spotted a narrow stairwell and entered it, not knowing where it lead to. As she started going down, two men draped over each other were coming up. Michelle asked the two clearly inebriated men if she was on the right path to the ladies washroom. One of them looked up at her and in a very strong british accent said "F$*k off LESSSbian! We are going to have SeX!" and pushed past her in the stairwell. Totally dejected, Michelle started to cry and grabbed a taxi towards the hotel.
As Michelle wraps up her story with "... isn't that awful? What a terrible night... I'm not even a lesbian!" Steve and I looked at each other and doubled over laughing. That was the the most random hilarious night either of us had heard about in a long time. Michelle started to smile and admits to it's randomness.
Don't know if Steve's passengers were as happy as this couple?! |
".... And you young lady, look like you want an apple juice- there you are! ... and the three of you...? I think you'll enjoy a refreshing Coke!". He went row by row with a high pitch insane giggle as he poured random drinks for for all the passengers and all they could do was stare up, back at him confused. Even going along talking to himself, seeing as the passengers didn't understand him. "Would you like anything to drink? ... Oh! That's right, you don't understand me... and you can't tell me what you want!" "Oooh! this actually looks delicious! don't mind if I take a sip do you?" before handing the drink to the passenger. We stared at him, wide eyed. "You didn't!" we cried out in unison. We both couldn't believe what we were hearing. "Darling, I had lost it! I was delusional from lack of oxygen & sleep! If I heard 'Co-Hee', for a can of Sprite one more time- I was gonna put a chop stick in my eye!". He stares at us dead pan as we collapse into laughter at the idea of about 300 poor Mandarin & Cantonese speaking passengers staring up at Steve while he gave out drinks of his choice to them and they looked on helplessly!
Sometimes things have a tendency to get lost in translation at 35,000 Ft!